| 1. My favourite pope is
A. Pope Pius XII
B. Pope John Paul II
C. Pope Paul V1
D. Pope John XXIII |
14. BONUS QUESTION:
Name the nine choirs of Angels |
| 2. The sacrament given to
an ailing Catholic is
A. extreme unction
B. the last sacrament
C. the last rites
D. anointing of the sick |
15. What's the ideal way for a
church to raise money?
A. BINGO
B. progressive dinner
C. casino night
D. hire a financial consultant |
| 3. I like to receive Communion
A. in the mouth only
B. in the mouth or hand,
depending on how I feel
C. in the hand only
D. under both species |
16. What's your favourite
Friday night meal?
A. tuna in oil
B. fish and chips
C. hamburger
D. What makes a Friday night
meal so special? |
| 4. To get my sins forgiven I
receive the sacrament of
A. confession
B. penance
C. reconciliation |
17. To what school should a
Catholic boy go?
A. Jesuit college
B. a Brothers' college
C. the local CEO school
D. any Catholic co-educational
school |
| 5. My favourite hymn is
A. Tantum Ergo
B. Immaculate Mary
C. Kumbaya
D. Jesus Christ, Superstar |
18. My favourite parish women's
organisation is the
A. Catholic Women's League
B. Altar Society
C. Family groups
D. Future Priests of Australia |
| 6. My favourite church
musical instrument is
A. the human voice in
Gregorian chant
B. organ
C. guitar and tambourines
D. Moog synthesiser |
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| 7. We baptise infants
A. to cleanse them of original sin
B. to welcome them into the
community of the Church
C. to get all the relatives together
for a party |
19. My favourite parish men's
organisation is the
A. Knights of the Southern Cross
B. Catholic club
C. parish tennis club |
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20. At the Kiss of Peace, I
A. Cringe
B. bow to the person next to me
C. shake hands
D. kiss everybody in sight |
| 8. I go to confession
A. every week
B. once a month
C. at Easter time
D. when I'm threatened |
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| 9. I go to confession
A. where the confessional
is the darkest
B. to the visiting priest
C. where the confessional lets
me face the priest
D. where the line is shortest |
21. The topic of my favourite sermon is
A. hell and damnation
B. sin and corruption
C. social injustice
D. "Highway to Heaven" |
| 10. The perfect clothing for
a nun is
A. a wimple and dark clothes to
the floor
B. a white blouse and blue skirt
C. anything but short shorts or
hot pants |
22. Original sin is
A. the curse of Adam's
disobedience
B. inherent in human nature
C. a great new perfume |
| 11. I am most comfortable
receiving Communion from
A. priests only
B. bachelors (over 50) only, or nuns
C. married couples only
D. whoever has the shortest line
(usually women under 40) |
23. The servers who assist the priest are
A. acolytes
B. altar boys
C. altar persons
D. altar girls |
| 12. What do you think of your
curate?
A. you thought he was an altar boy
B. your St. Joseph's missal is older
C. he's cute
D. he's gorgeous |
24. My favourite nun is
A. Sister Germaine of the
Holy Cross
B. Sister Germaine Murphy
C. Sister Germaine Greer
D. Sister Sledge |
| 13. What are the nine choirs of angels?
A. the angels sitting at the throne
of heaven
B. a California baseball team
C. a rock group |
25. My favourite "media"
priest is
A. Barry Fitzgerald
B. Bing Crosby
C. Robert DeNiro
D. Richard Chamberlain |